Fan noise. Computer noise. Street noise. It’s a noisy world. But a lot of that can be removed like magic, leaving you with a less stressful listening experience.

Digital clicks. Mouth clicks. Other clicks. Remove them. It’s better that way. You don’t need to hear the mouth smack every time the speaker says another word, do you? Didn’t think so.

For one reason or another, your microphone is picking up room reverb and it sounds like you’re in the grand canyon, or a bathroom. It’s manageable. I promise.

You can still breathe. But the audio sounds cleaner when all you hear is the speaking, minus the gasping for air.

Plosives are the big, nasty popping sounds you get when you pronounce the letter “p” in words like pitcher, pontificate, pirate into a microphone. They should go.

Also called de-essing. This procedure makes sure that your ssssss sounds are tamed and natural, not hyped, brittle, and tiring to hear.

This is one of the best ways to improve your audio track. You can make mistakes when recording and let us take care of them afterward.

Compression to smooth out the levels, loudness processing so you’re not the quietest track on the playlist, equalization to remove annoying low frequencies and weird resonances…

Whatever it takes.

The worst that can happen is I will politely decline to produce your experimental funhouse of audio mirrors. The best that can happen is that I will enthusiastically accept.